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Show Off Your PHPNuke Portal / Pink Panther films
« on: August 01, 2010, 04:15:18 pm »
(Scene from one of the old Pink Panther films)"Does your dog bite?""No."(Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him)Herve Leger Isabelle bandage dress black Herve Leger Isabelle bandage dress grey Herve Leger Novelty Essentials Cocktail Bandage Dress "Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!""That is not my dog."。

Show Off Your PHPNuke Portal / there was a guy sitting next
« on: August 01, 2010, 04:12:49 pm »
some blonds are smartCheap Designer HandbagsDesigner Handbags SaleDesigner Handbags Pursesthere was a guy sitting next to a blond on a plain. he decided to have some fun. he asked the blond if they could play a game. the blond said sure i love games. so the man said we will ask each other question. and if you get it right i will give you ten dollars and if you get it wrong or don't knowe the answer than you give me ten dollars and we will just go back and forth.the blond said she didn't want to play. then about 20 minutes later the guy says o.k. i will give you one hundred dollars if i don't know the question. the blond finally said o.k. and they started the game. who is the ruler of africa? asked the man. the blond handed him a ten dollar bill. then the blond asked what is black and white and purple has eight legs runs like a lion barks lke a dog and has red eyes? the man then got out his lap top and looked on the enternet he and emailed his friends. after about an hour he handed the lady a hundred dollar bill. then he asked what was it anyway and the blond handed him a ten.

« on: July 31, 2010, 07:00:58 pm »
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.He told them to go way !ED Hardy Mouse MatsED Hardy PursesED Hardy Shirts And let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in."OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees.Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him."Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked."Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy."Good!" said the first bat, "Because I didn't!"

PhpNuke Support Forum / college to get ahead
« on: July 31, 2010, 07:00:19 pm »
Logical ThinkingPosted on October 18, 2009Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.The first went in to see the counselor, who recommended him to take history or logical thinking class.“What’s logical thinking?” the first redneck asked.The professor answered, “Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?”Nike air maxair maxair max tn“I sure do.”“Then I can assume, using logical thinking, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.“That’s real good!” said the redneck.The professor continued, “Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house.”

PhpNuke Support Forum / Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and
« on: July 31, 2010, 06:59:30 pm »
SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect andtextures.FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personallimitations.ACTION: Cover mouth.Ugg of Kids Infants Erin Ugg Womens HandbagsUltra Short Uggs 5225Ultra Tall Uggs 5245SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.FAULT: You are dancing on the table.ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.ACTION: Punch him.

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