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Started by warrior242, November 16, 2006, 04:41:36 PM

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warrior242

13 Things to do at Walmart

#1
Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts whenthey aren't looking.
#2
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.
#3
Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.



#4
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in houseware," and see what happens.



#5
Put some M&M's on lay away.
#6
Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.



#7
Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.



#8
When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."



#9
Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.



#10
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
#11
While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.



#12
Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"



#13
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
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lordgivemick

Ive done 1,2,3,and 6 before lol i though it was halarious. the workers didnt think it was the boss thought it was really funny.
 
oh i forgot 8 and 13.
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warrior242

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Quote from: lordgivemick;496407Ive done 1,2,3,and 6 before lol i though it was halarious. the workers didnt think it was the boss thought it was really funny.
 
oh i forgot 8 and 13.

lol dont have nothen on me, i did all but #9, and thats because our walmart comers or all on the roof like 20 feet up. Theres one by the front doors cause the tv shows u coming in, but i cant find that one. lol some one tell me where they stick the one in front of the doors at:mad:

P.s: The M&M's one is the best in my book, just the look on there face. Cant do that any more though, our walmart dont have layaway any more......

Edit to give yall a heads up, the one on 11 will get the cops called lol, and its not funny any more when 7 cops have to walk u out of the store. ok ok it was alittle, but it was along ride home with my g/f.....
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lol! there great! thanx warrior that was a laugh :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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mishsu

what a suggestions??they're great..and hilarious!!!lol

lamordida

Definitely a laugh, will have to try a few and report back lol


ianbarnes

LOL, thanks for sharing and making me laugh
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